A woman. A man. Two touching poems.

A WOMANS POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.. And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

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One Response to A woman. A man. Two touching poems.

  1. mike says:

    Hilarious Jim!!

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